Sunday, July 5, 2009

Pantleg Xtreem

Last week, I returned from the waterfall at Niagara! I have been sitting in stunned silence ever since, but that ends TODAY. The Falls demand a witness, a tribute, a Pantleg Hat of their own. Something XTREEM enough to represent all 700,000 gallons per second, every second, forever. A hat that would make ol' Louis Hennepin (or one of the other five or six guys who totally first discovered the falls) proud. Clearly, we're talking about some kind of sporty headband!

This is the kind of hat you could wear as you sail fearlessly over the brink in a barrel. This is exactly what you need to shield your face from dripping bangs after a run across the Hurricane Deck (which you simply must try if you go to American Niagara). See how the hair cascades over the edges of the band like liquid thunder as we scream with the thrillz of it all? Just a reminder of the beauty and power of Creation, friend internetter. It's all around you!

P.S. Happy Fourth of July, 'merica! Remember, the best falls are on OUR side -- we just can't see 'em!

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